so Charlotte Bronte read Emma by Jane Austen and was really interested in this minor character named Jane Fairfax who...
I’m gonna sell custom dolls with blaiseworld in October, so I’m gonna have to work my ass off practicing this summer.
really hot guy that wears red pants at school who keeps looking at me and smiling at me i want the D
IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow